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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Cat in Fan



Apart from being a hilarious video, its kind of sad since the cat was paralyzed and had to be put to sleep.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Jason Statham used to be a British Olympic Diver

Did you know that Jason Stathams early career was an being an Olympic diver? Todays finest action hero once competed in the 1992's World Olympics. After the olympics he became a model which somehow led him into the career as a black marketer. It was this that landed him a spot in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.




Monday, December 08, 2008

Microsoft is launching their own clothing line?



Apparently microsoft is launching their own retro clothing line. I doubt it will recieve much succes because honestly, who would go around wearing a microsoft shirt other than and employee or the homeless? Read more here.


Hannah Montanah's Gummy Cock Candy

Jizz In My Pants (SNL Digital Short)

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Brutual Midget Muay Thai Boxing

Ultimate Cat Jump Failure

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Message To A Boss

A guy witnesses an accident while leaving a message about not being able to make it in to work. He then begins to narrate what unfolds.

The Website Is Down

Here is one of the greatest videos ever to surf the web:

The rudest laughing tv host...


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Bruce Lee Plays Ping Pong With Nunchuck

Bruce Lee makes himself appear godly in this video.

Club Hero: Guitar Hero For Douchebags

Now with multiplayer.



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FUUUUUUUCK [PIC]

Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place...

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

The 1999 iPhone!?

Here is a magazine article I ran into from 1999 claiming to have created a product called the iPhone before apple ever even anounced the current iPhone.